EP1075: I'm (Not) Marry Poppins Y'all - r/tifu Reddit Story
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🗓️ 11 August 2023
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.1 | I tried to impersonate Mary Poppins and paid the ultimate price. |
| 0:08.7 | Now, I am bedridden for my ignorance. |
| 0:11.5 | Never try to be Mary Poppins. |
| 0:13.2 | You know, some of these titles, I can kind of figure out what's going on. |
| 0:16.1 | This one's got me thrown for a loop. |
| 0:17.7 | I have no idea what's going to happen here. |
| 0:19.6 | Well, much like the story with a spoonful of sugar. This story's going to go down. Let's see. This happened to me last night around 1 a.m. but it is still effing me up today and for the foreseeable future. After a long day of studying from 5 to 10 p.m. for my final this morning, I needed a break. I was overworked and needed some |
| 0:38.1 | fresh air. I'm just the type of guy to study nonstop for a long time other than a stretch every hour. But once I was finished studying, I drove to my girlfriend's house to visit her for a bit, as I hadn't seen her for a while. We relaxed for a bit and I asked if she wanted to go for a drive as the rainy weather is a vibe, |
| 0:53.8 | even though it was literally pouring. |
| 0:55.9 | I love driving in the rain. |
| 0:57.0 | Like 20 to 30. And I asked if you wanted to go for a drive as the rainy weather is a vibe, even though it was |
| 0:54.9 | literally pouring. I love driving in the rain. Like 20 to 30 centimeters of rain. I have no idea how long |
| 1:00.4 | that is. How much that is. Be American. Come on, imperial system only. So I said, sure, not realizing |
| 1:06.6 | this would be a terrible idea. So we went outside and it was a nice night. It was warmer than you |
| 1:11.8 | expect for weather in Canada. Now, whenever I'm with my girlfriend, she does bring out the best in me. |
| 1:17.1 | That's fucking cute. But she also brings out the dumb ass in me. Oh. So I had the wonderful |
| 1:24.3 | idea of yelling, look at me! I'm Mary Poppins! |
| 1:28.3 | While jumping with an umbrella I was holding. |
| 1:30.4 | I don't know why. |
| 1:31.4 | It's just how I am whenever I'm with her. |
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