This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. I refuse to tell my wife about my $4 million fortune. I don't care she's drowning in student debt. Am I the A-hole? Why give people money when I can keep it for myself? It's called capitalism. Let the poor people stay poor. What do they do to deserve this money? I think they did nothing. What money did they give me? They gave me no money. Exactly. So they should get no money in return. Exactly. So after taxes, my winnings came just shy of four million. Ooh. So O.P. won the lottery. Oh, yeah. Literally. I paid off all my debts, hired an accountant,

fix some things on my truck, and put most of it in savings. I kept my job, didn't move,

and kept my effing mouth shut. My brother is a meth head. My sister is a spiteful whore,

and my mom still blames everything on my dad who died 10 years ago so I didn't want them scrambling

to pretend to give a shit about me for cash. What a beautiful family. Yeah, it sounds like you guys are

really tight. Yeah. I've been dating a girl for about three years and recently asked her to marry me.

She said, yes, I bought a modest ring just over what people would expect given my known employment.

This weekend, I'm going to lay everything out for her so I can truly know she's in it for me and not the money.

It's going to be liberating to be able to buy what I want and take care of my friends totally worth the weight.

And there is an update.

So basically, he's going to marry her and like tell her everything. like, he's going to spend all this money now after he tells his wife

to be. If you're able to still hide it, why not just do that before? And then now, like,

your family still exists unless you're marrying an assassin who's going to take him out. I guess he's

just like, now I have a wife. I can spend it with her and just completely

get rid of my family. Maybe he's just like planning on going no contact with his family. Maybe.

That could act as it makes sense. Okay. So here's the update. I received a lot of feedback on my post and

several people expressed interest in the outcomes of revealing my finances to my new fiancee after keeping her in the dark

for so long. People who want to catch up can read my original post. So my plan was a relaxing

evening on the odd weekend we both managed to be free from work or other plans. We went to an early

dinner at one of our favorite Italian places and inexpensive little diner nearby with great appetizers.

Ooh.

And then finally went to see Star Wars.

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