EP1070: My Girlfriend Almost Pushed Me Off A Cliff As A Joke - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 9 August 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - My girlfriend tried to push me off a cliff as a "joke" + updates
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.1 | My girlfriend tried to unalive me as a prank twice. |
| 0:08.5 | Am I the asshole for breaking up with her? |
| 0:11.0 | You know, uh, you, you, you pushed my car off of a cliff. |
| 0:17.0 | No, no. |
| 0:18.2 | Why are you trying to break up with me? |
| 0:20.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:20.7 | That's all I did. Stop. Stop. |
| 0:25.2 | It's like she's coming up with the knife trying to stab me. He's like, hey, like, could you |
| 0:30.3 | like not stab me? And she's like, wow. I don't know if with that boundary that like we can be |
| 0:35.1 | together. Wow. That boundary is a deal breaker for me. How dare you disrespect? I can't. You think you can plunge things into my holes, but I can't plunge things to make holes in you. Wow. Sexist. Sexist. Yeah. Double standard much. Come on. My girlfriend 20 female is completely crazy, but mostly in a good way in the sexy, steamy, beautiful ways. You sure about that? Yeah, I don't know if she's trying to kill you. Not a good luck. Spontaneous is an understatement. Sometimes she goes too far, but I love her for a crazy, quirky personality. No. I hate it already. I hate this a lot. |
| 1:12.5 | Oh, my God. She just wants to rob a bank. Oh, my God. That's so cute. Loll X-D. So random. |
| 1:17.7 | Oh, she wants to use mustard gas in, in wartime. How quirky. I love her war crimes. |
| 1:25.1 | I like how he's, she just randomly like in a war, in a war now. |
| 1:30.3 | Just because she's quirky and spontaneous. |
| 1:31.8 | That is pretty quirky and spontaneous. |
| 1:33.0 | I heard war broke out in Ukraine. |
| 1:34.9 | You know what would be crazy and romantic? |
| 1:37.7 | What? |
| 1:38.8 | Bringing weapons of chemical warfare to Ukraine. |
| 1:42.8 | Just to be quirky and crazy. |
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