EP1039: Karen Wants Me to Lose My Job... | Weekly Recap
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🗓️ 23 July 2023
⏱️ 116 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. Karen abuses me during my break. And I might get fired for it. So I brought this all the way to the CEO. Am I the A-hole? It's 2 p.m. today and I'm starving. I am just coming back from the fast food joint down the street. And I'm walking towards the break room with my food in hand and hoping to enjoy a quiet, peaceful lunch to re-energize myself so I can continue dealing with the endless |
| 0:25.8 | waves of snarky customers that my workplace is notorious for attracting. As I'm getting to the door, |
| 0:31.8 | this blonde woman around her 50s begins to follow me. I can feel her following me. And she begins to do this |
| 0:38.4 | pst, that's so fucking annoying. She continues about three times or so, but I ignore her, |
| 0:44.8 | since, you know, I'm not a f*** dog or anything. After she realizes that I am not going to |
| 0:50.0 | react to her summons, the conversation goes a little something like this. |
| 0:55.5 | Woman. |
| 0:56.1 | Excuse me. |
| 1:01.1 | Me. |
| 1:02.1 | Oh, sorry, ma'am. |
| 1:03.5 | I am on break right now. |
| 1:05.2 | But let me get one of the other employees to help you out. |
| 1:08.2 | At this point, I begin to reach for my walkie-talkie to call |
| 1:11.1 | someone to the aisle for help, but she isn't having any of it. Woman. |
| 1:16.1 | What? I will not be treated like this. I am a valued customer, and I demand to be treated |
| 1:24.3 | as such. You will provide your service to me right now. |
| 1:31.8 | And that is that. |
| 1:33.5 | No questions ask. |
| 1:35.2 | Me. |
| 1:35.6 | Ma'am, I would be happy to help you, but my lunch break is only 30 minutes. |
| 1:40.9 | And I don't give a shit. |
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