EP1038: My Sister Is Madly In Love With My Boyfriend - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 22 July 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | My psycho sister is obsessed with my boyfriend. |
| 0:07.6 | I think she might try to steal him from me. |
| 0:10.0 | What do I do? |
| 0:11.2 | Get a uglier boyfriend. |
| 0:13.3 | Now that is a life hack, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:16.2 | Or a flame third. |
| 0:16.9 | Modern problems require modern solutions. |
| 0:19.6 | That's the okay OP guarantee. |
| 0:21.8 | Yeah, yeah, dude, if you weren't dating such a baddie, maybe not everyone would try to steal |
| 0:26.3 | him, you know? |
| 0:27.0 | Exactly. |
| 0:27.8 | They didn't have such a throbbing monster cock. |
| 0:30.4 | Maybe he wouldn't be, he wouldn't be getting honeies around the corner trying to ride, |
| 0:35.4 | you know, 25 cents for 15 minutes. You need a nice |
| 0:38.2 | slice of micro meat. That's what you need. Yeah, go to the deli, get some micro meat, shave a little |
| 0:44.4 | off, eat it. That's your boyfriend. Yeah. I feel like I was just describing circumcision. |
| 0:49.3 | Well, now that you said it, now we're all thinking it. Well, if you think about it, a circumcised micropenus is even smaller than a micropinus. |
| 0:57.9 | It's a microchipenus. |
| 0:59.6 | Micro micromic is a microeur penis. |
| 1:02.5 | That's true. That's true. |
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