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EP1012: I Unvited My Fiancé's BFF After Asking For A Paternity Test - r/AITA Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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r/AITA - AITA for disinviting my fiance's best friend from the wedding after he told my fiance to get a paternity test?

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed human.

0:04.4

I uninvited my fiance's best friend from the wedding after he told him to get a paternity test.

0:10.6

Am I the A-hole?

0:11.6

We've seen it happen a thousand times asking for a paternity test.

0:15.5

Most of the time does not end well.

0:17.8

But at least you know the kid's yours.

0:19.2

That's true.

0:19.6

My fiance, male 33, has a best friend Jason who is the brutally honest type and tells it how it is.

0:26.2

In other words, he's a dick.

0:27.4

Yep.

0:28.0

He himself admitted how he isn't good at keeping his thoughts in his head and losing so much because of it.

0:33.8

My fiance says he loves him despite his flawed personality and expects me to let

0:38.7

go whenever he makes a backhanded comment about me and my past as a former sex worker. He was the

0:46.2

first to be invited to the wedding and my fiance promised to make him behave. My fiance and I

0:51.9

found out that we were expecting. We visited my future in-law's house

0:55.7

to make the announcement and Jason was already there. After dinner, my fiance and I stood up and

1:01.0

made the announcement. Everyone rushed to congratulate us, except for Jason, who sat still and

1:09.0

admittedly kept looking me in the eyes in a strange way.

1:12.9

No, Jason.

1:14.0

I avoided him, but then he got up, hug my fiance, and looked him dead in the eye and says,

1:21.2

three words, man, paternity test pronto.

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