EP1009: My Husband Wants An Open Marriage Because I'm Ugly - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 7 July 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - OOP's husband opened the marriage as he didn't find her attractive and now wants to close it cause someone else does.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. My husband thinks I'm ugly, so now he wants an open marriage. I told him about the first guy I want to see. He doesn't want an open marriage anymore. Oh, yeah. As soon as she links up with a haughty batati, it's all, oh, I just want to be with you, babe. Baby, you know, I've been having, I sat down and really had some thoughts lately. |
| 0:24.1 | Yeah, when I said open marriage, I meant for me, like, not for you. |
| 0:28.8 | I love, babe. |
| 0:30.2 | There's nothing that makes me happier than banging other people, but it makes me sad when you bang other people. |
| 0:36.2 | I just have such a big heart. I just have so much love to get. Oh my God. Yeah. I want to give my sweetness to all of those. All those honeies. Babes. I got some honey for all these bees out there. Got to pollinate the world. But I still only have one queen because I am. |
| 0:55.5 | Okay. |
| 0:56.2 | Oh, that was good. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, boy. |
| 0:57.9 | You're my main queen. |
| 0:59.7 | There we go, baby. |
| 1:01.0 | About one year ago, my husband, male 48, told me female 39 that he was not sexually |
| 1:07.5 | attracted to me anymore. |
| 1:10.7 | Dang. Sorry about that. That |
| 1:12.5 | is a tough hammer to drop. Not fun. |
| 1:16.4 | I kind of understand that. |
| 1:18.6 | Oh, Pete, no, you're beautiful. |
| 1:20.8 | On the inside. |
| 1:23.7 | Damn. |
| 1:24.7 | I'm kidding on me. All jokes. |
| 1:27.7 | God. My villain era is me. All jokes. God. |
| 1:28.6 | My villain era is coming up. |
| 1:30.4 | It really is. |
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