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Guaranteed Human. My girlfriend has gotten me fired from all of my jobs. I'll be homeless soon. I kind of want to leave her, but I'm not sure. So am I the A-hole? You know, it's like you've only taken away my livelihood and almost put me on the streets. Like, why should I be so rash with my decision-making to leave you? Yeah, yeah. it's because she wants to spend more time with you.

You know, how almost put me on the streets. Like, why should I be so rash with my decision making to leave you? Yeah. Yeah.

It's because she wants to spend more time with you. Why? You know, how sweet is that? You're working too

hard, baby. Like, you spend time with me, quit your job. Yeah. I'll provide you with nothing but pain

and lies. I mean, I can live off of that. Pain and Lies what most marriages are built on.

The more you know.

The more you know.

All right.

I'm male 24 and I've been with my girlfriend, female 29.

Let's call her Janice for two and a half years.

I just finished my education when we started dating and I have been doing all sorts of jobs since.

Sometimes two at a time, man's multitasking.

Bang, he's doing it.

I did this to expand my resume and gather job experience, which is important.

It's true.

I worked in cafes, bookstores, a library, a grocery store, and as an English tutor.

Most of those jobs lasted about three to five months.

My shortest stay was two and a half weeks, my longest eight months. But since I didn't have a hard time applying for

new positions, I tried to block it out, though it was kind of eating me up internally. So man can't

hold a job down. He really can't. People called to complain about me. People left bad reviews about me.

People used my employee Wi-Fi access to look up sketchy things on the internet under my name.

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