Folding Pocket

It's time now for the chipping forecast, issued by Folding Pocket on behalf of Andrew Cotter, Eddie Pepperall and special guest Ian Carter.

Hello there, you're all very welcome to this, the latest episode of the chipping forecast, a podcast which is just catching fire. I mean, it's taking the world by storm, a podcast about which they're saying, latest episode available and upload complete, and also, meh. So, hello, I'm Andrew Cotter here at Wimbledon for the second week.

I confess that Wimbledon has beaten me.

It's broken me.

I've been broken twice in the last set.

I'm now just an empty shell of a man wandering around,

muttering stats about what Yannick's sinner has for breakfast.

But the other two in this great

triumvirate of the chipping forecast are very much more immersed in the world of golf now at the

Scottish Open. Eddie Peppel, so Eddie Peppel could stay at home a couple of weeks ago for the

Belfrey and such is his, I think, I'm not sure if it's still the case, but such is his property-owning empire that, can you stay at home for this one as well? Do you still have a little pieterterre in Edinburgh?

You do. You do indeed. I haven't had to sell it yet. But if I keep playing the way I am, then it won't be long.

Well, fingers crossed, property prices will balance bounce back.

Now, Ian travels around in a caravan like Charles Hot Tree in Carry On Camping,

but he has upgraded to a Premier Inn this week.

And Ian has paid for Premier Wi-Fi to do this. And I, so far, so far it appears that the Wi-Fi Premier Inn, despite Lenny Henry's protestations to the contrary, the Wi-Fi Premier Inn is so poor that there's a delay in this. So that's going to be fun for everyone. They're not going to be our first sponsors on the pod, and I just don't care. Get your Wi-Fi sorted out.

Premier in. Average in. Listen, I don't think there's anything wrong with my Wi-Fi. I think it's sounding okay, isn't it? It's sounding fine. There we are. There are. A comical delay where we talk over each other. Excellent. I'm looking forward to this already good

I had a good night's sleep comical delay where we talk over each other. Excellent. I'm looking forward to this already.

Good. I had a good night's sleep last night.

Thank you. Yes. Did you fling yourself onto the bed with a sort of a really happy smile like they're doing the ads for Premier in?

With all your shopping bags being scattered to the floor. And oh, what a day I've had and what a sleep I'm going to have now.

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