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A letter from the people of the United States

to the nations of the world.

Dear nations of the world,

you may have noticed a man travelling around your area

apologising for the actions of the United States of America.

Even though this man happens to be the president

of the United States of America,

we thought you should know that he does not speak

for the people of the United States of America.

We the people do not apologize to you.

In fact, we the people think you should thank us.

In fact, we think you should kiss our collective

button gratitude and appreciation for all we've done for you.

For instance, Argentina.

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