Soon may the hogshead man come to bring us sugar and tea and rum.

You are listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Mariners.

Don't you worry about us, said one of the death eaters.

Worry about yourself, breaking curfew.

And where will you lot traffic potions and poisons when my pubs close down?

What'll happen to your little sidelines then?

Are you threatening? I keep my mouth shut. It's why you come here, isn't it?

I still say I saw a stag petronus. Shouted the first death eater.

Stag?

Roared the barman.

It's a goat, idiot.

That is going to be a dated reference by the time this comes out.

I think it's already a dated reference.

That's because we're a hundred years old and we only just now learned about TikTok. Did we say our names? I'm Heather Price, right? And I'm Alex Dallenberg. The last

four episodes we made were about Christmas. So this is actually the quibbler again and we are

reading still and maybe forever Harry Potter in the

Deathly Hallows this week the chapter called The Missing Mirror. Oh also just as a quick

Christmas addendum slash update we fully did intend to make a Love Actually episode and then we watched about half of Love Actually.

And I don't know, something about this godforsaken year and a half or so, really four years.

But no, seriously, something about the last like several months in particular, we hated Love Actually and not

like funny hated it. And I really liked that movie in the past. Like it's obviously problematic,

but I have thoroughly enjoyed it. But I found it miserable and mean-spirited in a way that I

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