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Slack.com slash DHQ. According to The New York Times, a former newspaper, a three-and-a-half

year investigation by 17 reporters combing through thousands of documents obtained by some

of the most anonymous sources in the country has revealed that President Donald Trump has

kudis. The bombshell reporters expected to be a turning point in the Trump presidency

when the walls start closing in on the beginning of the end. In a 50,000-word story published

under the headline, Nina, Nina, Nina, Trump is a weiner. The Times reports that Trump's

nomination of Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court has proven beyond a doubt that Trump

likes girls, many of whom are known kudis carriers. He was reportedly seen with Barrett

sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. It's not known whether Trump's kudis were contracted

during this incident or whether it was just a natural outgrowth of the fact that Trump's

mother wore army boots and bought him mega-blocks instead of Legos. Times editor-in-chief Blithering

Provarication III said that he delivered a copy of the kudis story to Trump personally

by driving by the White House hurling the copy onto the Rose Garden lawn, then hanging

his bare buttocks out the car window while editor Dean Bikay made rude noises by putting

his hand in his armpit and pumping his arm up and down. Mr. Third says that kudis bombshell

is only the first in a series of journalistic exposés that will prove that Trump is a

doodoo head and a giant walking booger whose face looks like a butt. In a speech to Miss

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