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Slack.com slash DHQ. The news media is ecstatic about how well Joe Biden did in tomorrow's

debate. According to The New York Times, a former newspaper, quote,

"...Biden's performance tomorrow was masterful. As for 94 minutes against all expectations,

he managed to stand on his feet and utter words so that one could only compare him to

John F. Kennedy, who also stood for 90 minutes and also uttered words. Donald Trump had

spent much of the run-up to the contest making fun of the fact that the former vice president

has barely left his basement and has never been asked a difficult question. But all that

so-called humor ended tomorrow when Biden absolutely crushed the bumpstress incumbent by

never once making the sort of gaff in the future that he has repeatedly made in the past."

CNN's Brian Stelter was so impressed with Biden's performance tomorrow that he had

to go to bed early and sob with gratitude into his my little pony pillowcase. In a private

conversation with his dolly, Buttercup, Stelter said, quote,

Biden's performance Tuesday was so spectacular. I just can't wait for Monday to end so

Tuesday can be here. Many people say that CNN is biased or one-sided or so intellectually

corrupt that a living brain cell would die of toxic dishonesty if it even wandered by

one of our studios. But no one, any political stripe could disagree that Biden delivered

one of the greatest debate performances tomorrow that anyone could have imagined or is imagining

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