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Slack.com slash DHQ. I support Amy Coney Barrett for Supreme Court

Justice because it is way past time we put a hot woman on the highest court in the land.

Women have been Supreme Court Justices before, but let's face it, there were no oil paintings

and that's putting it politely. Meanwhile, we've had Jewish Justices and Blacks and Latinos,

but hot women or babes as they're sometimes called or foxes or cutie pies have for too

long been relegated to humdrum lives of getting everything they want without having to do anything,

except look, that amazing way they look. In this country, a hot woman can't even get

arrested because the minute the cop gets a gander at her, he lets her off the hook

in some vague hope that she might like him, which is absurd because she's way too hot

to waste her life on a flat foot. If we make Amy Coney Barrett a Supreme Court Justice

on the other hand, we'll be able to stand proudly before all the world and say, get

it and I load of that tomato. I bet you haven't got anyone to look like that deciding constitutional

questions in your neck of the woods. Plus, if you think she's cute now, remember she's

Catholic. Sure, she's got like 112 kids. Imagine how insanely hot she was before she started

with all that nonsense. Now, I know there are some people who might say that nominating

a woman to the Supreme Court just because she's a premium piece of eye candy is shallow

or sexist or disrespectful or something. Let me be frank, I have no idea what you're

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