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Slack.com slash DHQ. Standing in a cornfield yesterday, Joe Biden blamed Donald Trump for

the weather. Yes, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, oh, Clayvin, you Clayvin

like master of Clayvani and wit. Your satiric humor stands at such a pinnacle of human

creation. You can only be compared to yourself so that your image in our minds enters an infinite

regress of self-reflection and all things seem to become at once Clayvin and the satire of

Clayvin as written by Clayvin about Clayvin. And sure, I appreciate whatever it is you're

trying to say, but in fact, I'm not making this up. Standing in a cornfield yesterday,

speaking to an audience that was all ears, Joe Biden said quote, and this is a real quote,

Donald Trump's climate denial may not have caused these fires and record floods and record

hurricanes, but if he gets a second term, these hellish events will continue to become more

common, more devastating and more deadly, unquote. In a clarification issued later by a sentient

human being, the Biden campaign explained that there was a perfectly reasonable explanation

for why Biden was standing in a cornfield and it had to do with his ongoing search for

the guy who was turned into a jack in the box and banished to that field by Billy Mummy

in the famous Twilight Zone episode. The clarification went on to explain it when Biden blamed

Trump for the weather. It was only because he remembered the old days when skies were

blue and there was calm upon the face of the waters and peace rained in the garden and

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