EP. 96: I Have 13 Family Members In Jail

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 On Today’s Show: I am a bad dog Dad. Jimmy Mack is back, with his new dishwasher. They started to clear the trees in my Mom’s bird sanctuary. She’s had 13 family members in jail. Is it a record? A Moment in Kramer History. Today’s Quote: “We can travel a long way in life and do many things, but our deepest happiness is not born from accumulating new experiences. it is born from letting go of what is unnecessary, and knowing ourselves to be always at home.” — Sharon Salzberg The Good News: Teen forsaken as a baby helps senior dogs find forever home — 'just like I did' Man ‘Repays His Debt’ to English Family Who Saved Him From a Life of Poverty Selling Peanuts for $1 a Day Made Me Laugh: Ignoring Your Brother’s Calls from Prison Our Amazing Partners: SDCCU: SDCCU has low mortgage loan rates and zero closing costs on select mortgage loans up to $3 million dollars. You could save thousands of dollars on your loan. Subject to approval. Equal housing opportunity. Call 877-SDCCU-4-U or apply today at sdccu.com SKILLSHARE: Skillshare is an online learning community with thousands of inspiring classes for creative and curious people. Explore new skills, deepen existing passions, and get lost in creativity. Explore your creativity at Skillshare.com/kramer and get 2 free months of Premium Membership. Call the show anytime and leave a voicemail: 1-888-KRAMER-8 Tell your smart speaker: "Play Certified Mama's Boy Podcast" Follow us on social media: Instagram Facebook Love You Forever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How many family members have you had gone to jail?
0:04.0	How many families members have you had gone to jail?
0:06.0	Is that right?
0:07.0	How many families have you?
0:08.0	Yeah. How many family members have you had gone to jail?
0:11.0	Have you had go to jail? Have you had go to jail? I don't know. Think about that number. If it beats 13 you're going to be the champion. Her 13! 13 of her family members stay on the show.
0:22.1	Hi my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:26.0	You're not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.
0:31.0	And this is the certified Mama's Boy podcast.
0:35.0	Hey, welcome to certified Mama's Boy podcast and I am Steve Kramer. My grandma is not the
0:39.9	greatest sometimes and also 500 bucks on the way here today on the show too. This is a
0:44.4	feel-good podcast I do with my mom. It's just about live, laugh, and love your mom.
0:49.4	And she's my co-host and life and on the show and this is my mom Nancy Nancy.
0:53.7	Hi mom.
0:54.7	Hi honey.
0:56.1	I want to give you another reason why I am not ready for children and why you will not
1:01.2	have a grandchild for me anytime soon okay?
1:03.2	What?
1:04.7	So I woke up today and it's been a kind of a crazy hectic day and I'm just kind of running around and
1:11.6	Kiki my dog she's she's a chihuahua, she sleeps up.
1:16.3	My house has divided in like the front of the house,
1:19.1	where like the living room is, and the dining room,
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