EP. 95: He Won't Commit

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0	Just how long would you wait for somebody to come around if you thought they were the perfect person, right?
0:05.0	Like, would you give it three months?
0:07.0	You know, they're like, I can't be in a relationship right now or maybe six months.
0:11.0	Well, she's waited for literally one full year, but you got to hear like his
0:15.4	reason of why he hasn't committed and is it worth sticking around today on the show.
0:20.3	Hi, my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:25.0	Not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.
0:30.0	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:34.3	Welcome to the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:36.4	What is it for you?
0:37.2	It's Tuesday for you, right?
0:38.6	Yeah.
0:39.6	Hi, I'm Steve Kramer, so glad you hear, 500 bucks in the way
0:42.3	in just a couple seconds to it's a
0:43.5	podcast that I do with my mom because she's just the greatest she has the best words of wisdom
0:47.3	Let me introduce you to her. This is my mom Nancy Nancy. Hi mom. Hi mom.
0:51.1	Hi honey. So what was this game that you're playing this weekend?
0:53.4	So I ordered a new game called I should have known that
0:59.2	from Amazon and I honestly wanted some time to kind of look at it before everybody came this weekend
1:06.2	to kind of get a sense. I think I edited it out yesterday's show of what you did over the weekend so you had my both my siblings
1:14.9	Brian and dramatically come up there and there two significant others so there was
1:18.8	what 60 you guys up there correct okay And so I bought this new trivia game that's called, I should have known that.
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