Welcome to Teen Mom Trash Talk, episode 96. I'm your host, comedian, and Reverend Tracy Carnazzo,

joined by my co-host, Noel Winters Herzog. That's me. Thank you so much for being here.

Guys, thank you for listening. And thank you for being here to celebrate with me, my one-year anniversary

as Reverend Tracy Carnazzo. I would have brought you a cake.

Oh, thank you so much. So I got an email from the Universal Life Church, which is where I am a

reverend. Okay. And I want to read it to you. So it says, greetings Reverend Tracy Carnazzo.

Congratulations. You have officially notched one full year as a member of the Universal Life Church.

We are truly honored to count you as a part of our global family.

And we hope this past year was filled with experiences that were both personally rewarding

and spiritually enriching.

You should be proud of all the work you've put into this endeavor.

And we can't wait to see where you go from here. And then it goes on to encourage me to buy a priest robe. It looks like a Judge Judy kind of outfit. Was your past year spiritually enriching? I feel like it was something. It was definitely something. Tracy married me twice. I married married you twice the first time is what counted

yes

and then

but a lot of people do that

when they get married

out of state

or out of the country

yeah

they just get married like real quicky poo

but that was nice

because I wear your grandmother's pearls

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