Hello and welcome to episode 95 of Teen Mom Trash Talk. I'm your host, comedian Tracy Carnazzo, joined by my co-host, Noelle Winters Herzog. Das's me. Thanks for being here today, Noelle. We are here to talk about Teen Mom 2 reunion Part 1. That's season 9, episode 19. Can we just put a disclaimer? Like, sorry if the podcast is short, guys.

I don't even know what to say about this.

Yeah.

They're dragging it out into three parts.

You know, you remember they used to do like, okay, this one will be like Leah and Kale.

The next one will be like Brianna, Janelle, and Chelsea.

But instead, they're just showing us micro clips.

Right. Also, everything's so short. Everything, there's like no content. What they did, and this is what really kind of annoyed me, is most of the content was them just showing like, this is what happened on this season. Yes. And it's like, I don't have to watch this. Right. Like I already

watched this. We spoke about it. We talked about it. We watched it. Why are we watching this again? The audience isn't confused. No. That audience. It's so, oh God. It's just so they're like robots. I just want to start off saying that I had a dream about Dr. Drew two nights ago. Really? Yeah. I think it was on Wednesday night.

I had a dream about,

or Tuesday night,

actually,

I had a dream about Dr. Drew two nights ago. Really? Yeah. I think it was on Wednesday night. I had a dream about, or Tuesday night, actually, I had a dream about Dr. Drew. Okay. So there was a party at my mom's house. Uh-huh. And Dr. Drew was there. It's not allowed. And I was trying to introduce myself to him. And he was like not available for me to introduce. Okay. and I introduced myself to him and I was like, hi, you're in my house. Yeah. Hello.

Can you say hello? and he was like not available for me to introduce okay and I introduced myself to him and I was like

hi you're in my house yeah hello can you say hello to me you're in my like this is you see this

party you're at right it's in my house right I own it so hello I am Tracy right and he was like very

not interested in me really I wanted to be on his podcast so I was like hey can I be on your podcast and he's like very not interested in me. Really? I wanted to be on his podcast.

So I was like, hey, can I be on your podcast? And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. We'll get you on. But it was like one of those blowing me off kind of things. So I said to him, can I have your phone number so that we could set that up? Uh-huh. And he said no. Wow. He looked into my eyes and said no.

And then I was thinking like hindsight, maybe I was coming on too strong.

I think Dr. Drew would probably be really nice in real life. Dr. Drew was on the Kumia Network, which is Anthony Kumia from Opian Anthony. It's his podcast network. And I've been on shows at the Kumiya Network.

Okay.

And the day that Dr. Drew was on, they were like, oh, if you want to come by. But it was like 8 o'clock in the morning. No thanks. And it's in Midtown Manhattan with no parking. Oh, God. I'm like, um, I'm good. My, uh, my, but Alex Engelbert was there. Hi, Alex. My brother-in-law said that he saw a Ted Allen at the gym

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