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Infants on Thrones

Ep 96 – Dear President Simmons

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.71K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2014

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Glenn reads an open letter to his Stake President on account of his Stake President calling two of Glenn’s friends in to ask questions about Glenn and his testimony. Will there be a sequel? Only time will tell.

Transcript

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0:00.0

One of the cross beams has gone out to school on treadle.

0:02.0

I don't understand what you're saying.

0:05.0

One of the cross beams has gone out of skew on the treadle.

0:08.0

But what on earth does that mean?

0:10.0

I don't know.

0:11.0

Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill that's all I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition

0:20.4

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

0:23.0

Our chief weapon is surprise.

0:25.0

Surprise and fear.

0:27.0

Two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency.

0:30.0

Three weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless

0:34.2

efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

0:36.5

Cardinal, read the charges.

0:39.5

You are here by charge that you did on diverse nights.

0:44.0

Infants of Thrones.

0:47.0

This is Infants on Thrones.

0:50.0

Minnesot.

0:51.0

Minnesot. Minnes out. Mins out. Yeah!

0:54.0

Yeah!

0:55.0

Well, it's all over now.

1:01.0

I'm not gonna to beg to defer.

1:06.0

Dear President Simmons. Hi, this is Glenn O'Sland.

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