Ep 96: Daniel Sloss

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2022

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

All the way from Scotland we have Daniel Sloss. After a string of sober eps, we made up for it on this one. Daniel shares hilarious stories, hot takes and a couple bottles of whiskey and he is a big fan of Bodega Cat! If you have a chance to see Daniel on tour, do it: https://danielsloss.com/ Also check out his Netflix specials "Dark" & "Jigsaw" Check out Mark Normand and Sam Morril on the road! http://marknormandcomedy.com/#schedule https://www.sammorril.com/shows Join us on Patreon: Patreon.com/WeMightBeDrunkPod Get some shirts: https://www.bonfire.com/store/gotham-production-studios/ Visit www.betterhelp.com/Drunk for 10% off your first month. Support the show and get 15% off your first Raycon order at https://BuyRaycon.com/MIGHTBEDRUNK15 Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code DRUNK for 20% off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey folks, here we are. We might be drunk. We're back. We're doing it. We're, uh, we're drinking.
0:12.1	We're drinking. We got this is is this our first international app?
0:15.7	Oh, Daniel Sloss. Yeah. It's my popping the like overseas charity.
0:21.4	Yes. It might be. It's a hymen. Yeah. I'm excited, man. I'm excited. We've been trying, we tried to get you last time early.
0:26.8	Very early in the, we might be drunk this. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think I would have been,
0:30.5	I was, that was about to be a lie. So I'd say I would have gotten more drunk then than now because
0:34.1	now I'm a dad, but that's not changed my drinking. I give anything when he wakes up in the middle of the
0:40.0	night, you just have more energy because you're like, oh, yeah, fuck it. I'm in the mood for crying.
0:44.4	This is good. Yeah. But hung over his hell, but hung over with like, baby, he's got to be rough.
0:50.1	Yeah, it does. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you don't smoke weed. Oh, hey, there you go.
0:54.1	More drugs. Yeah. Like if you're willing to just sit through a hangover and have a baby during that
0:59.6	time, then yeah, that can be shit. Or you can just close out the other end because you can be
1:04.3	high with a baby. That's true. You can't be high with a toddler. I don't think like once they
1:08.7	start recognizing the smell or you're around other parents who know the smell. Yeah. That's what you've
1:13.4	got to and like nip it in the butt. No pun intended. You're both intended. Both eating the baby food.
1:18.3	Yeah, one for me, one for the baby, one for me, one for the baby.
1:26.8	But yeah, man, being high with a baby is good because you know, I'll stay at plants for 45
1:31.3	fucking minutes if I'm baked as well. We can just go in the garden, touch some fucking flowers
1:35.0	a great day. That's a fun day. I can't smoke. I get so paranoid on a weed. I can't do it.
1:39.9	I didn't realize until I was in my 30s. Now marijuana starts giving me anxiety.
1:48.3	But when I was younger, because it was such a just a cocky piece of shit who thought he was
1:52.1	God's gift to the world, like I think the paranoia did me a lot of favors because like I would
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