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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 96 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Roy Wood Jr.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0

By the way, there was a pasty, but you could still see some nipple. That's the update.

0:03.8

Ariola or nipple? Ariola's for the streets. Everybody should get it.

0:08.7

Ariola. It's seen a little bit of both. Oh, no.

0:12.4

100%.

0:13.6

It is so much better to do this podcast without the regular co-host. I'm so excited to get a chance

0:28.0

to chat more with one of my favorites, Roy Wood Jr. Roy, thank you very much for coming on today.

0:35.4

I had such a laugh with you when we jumped in on it. It was like a fundraiser thing. I forget what

0:42.4

it was. I think it was a fundraiser, right? Was it the Patrisso Niel thing or it might have

0:46.1

it too? No, I thought it was shitter. Yeah, I thought it was like

0:49.1

fundraising. Oh, no, it was like some for the comedians and comedy and laugh, a comedy club,

0:54.4

comedy club, wait staffs and all that. That's right. For the wait staffs when the pandemic

0:58.8

really took off and we're trying to raise money for the wait staff, we did a thing together and

1:04.4

you had me howling. I was like, I got to try to get a podcast with this dude again because I obviously

1:10.0

knew who you are and stuff but I didn't really get a chance to chat with you except for in that.

1:15.2

And now we're via Zoom again. We're still not gonna say that. Did I ever say it to you or did I

1:20.8

tweet it to you or did I, I can't remember but I remember when your last Netflix special came out

1:27.2

and the clever way you swerved around the inward. Yes, you messaged me. I can't remember what

1:35.9

the joke was but I was like, that was fucking good. Yeah, you messaged me that. I was like, yeah.

1:44.0

Like I was sending that one around to my dogs. I was like, yeah, man, this fucking white boy.

1:49.0

This shit was good. Thanks. That was a high price. There have been white comics that have said it

1:55.2

where it made sense in the context that the joke and it was fine for me. Yeah, I can only speak

2:00.0

for myself. I can't speak for all that fucking man. But that was even more clever because you didn't

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