Disney is under fire for filming its new live action version of Mulan in a Chinese city

where Muslim minorities are held in prison camps.

Mulan tells the legendary story of a young girl who becomes a famous warrior instead of

being killed in the first 15 minutes of any sword battle as she would have been in real

life.

The Disney filming of Mulan in a city and country that is violating the most basic rights

of its citizens is in direct contrast to Disney's threat to boycott the state of Georgia.

Georgia passed a law guaranteeing religious freedom.

When asked to explain why Disney filmed in a Chinese city that puts religious minorities

in camps but refused to film an American state if it guaranteed religious freedom, Disney

spokesman Janus Smugg said, quote, that's a very complicated question.

No, I'm kidding, the answer's money, the long green, the almighty dollar, the big

Somolean, the smackeroo, the cheddar, the Benjamin's, the dough, the bread, the cacheroni.

You see, if we bend over backwards or even forwards for the Chinese tyrants who forcibly

sterilize women, torture and murder dissidents and intern minorities, our films will be made

available to a massive Chinese audience who can fill our pockets with great, jingling

piles of sweet, sweet duckets which we can then use to buy big houses, big cars, private

jets, and underage girls.

For this being Hollywood boys, all of which is much better than having small houses and

small cars and having to fly commercial without the 15-year-olds.

This makes it very important to us that we bring our family-friendly fare with its terrific

values and inspiring storylines to the murderous Chinese, whereas if we boycott the crackers

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