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Please radio network. And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.

I usually start the show with a story and then I welcome you to the show.

And, you know, the show music plays and then we get on with the show.

So, and I wanted to thank Postmaster Jeffy on Twitter. I don't know if it's him, her, they, them, it.

But thank you Postmaster Jeffy. They've taken it upon themselves to tweet under the hashtag

chewing the fat headlines and then welcome people to chewing the fat. And I thought, well,

you know, some of them are actually worth mentioning and some of the stories I've already done

or they're already in the queue to do, but some of them I just let go.

And so I just, you know, I would just say thank you. I appreciate it. And, you know, here are the

headlines. Here's just a couple of them to, to make you, to welcome you to the show.

Twins born to Brazilian team by two separate fathers. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat.

Okay, that's not bad. Queen Elizabeth II skipped a private Paul McCartney concert to watch

twin pigs. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat.

Okay. Pearl necklaces made from semen are TikTok's hottest jewelry trend. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat.

That's not bad. Okay. One more. One more. Speeding woman on cocaine kills drunk driver

high on math in Las Vegas. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat.

I think the question of the day is what happens if you don't? So I'm reading this story about

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