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are just a little bit safer today. Thanks to the U.S. Customs and Border Protection

Officers, who stopped a woman trying to enter the United States of America with 100 pounds

of undeclared cheese. How dare she, okay? How dare she? Now, she was an American. She was

from Albuquerque, and she was trying to enter Texas from Mexico, okay? She declared that

she had 10 wheels of cheese, but when the officers inspected her car, they found an additional

50 wheels of undeclared cheese hidden under blankets in the back row of the vehicle. So

this contraband cheese is no longer available in America, all right? It was seized and destroyed,

and the woman received a $1,000 civil penalty. So we can all breathe just a little bit easier,

showing that this undeclared cheese contraband did not make it into the United States of America.

Now, they claim that, you know, it's okay to bring, you know, a few wheels into the U.S.,

but not 60, no way. So, I mean, if you have 60 wheels, that's a commercial quantity. And so,

additional reporting requirements would apply. But thankfully, they caught it and destroyed it,

and we don't have to worry about it. So just know that if you're thinking about going to Mexico,

and then coming back into the United States with 60 wheels of cheese, and you don't declare it,

yeah, you're going to be busted, and the cheese is going to get destroyed. So just breathe a

little bit easier that this did not make it into the United States of America. Welcome! Welcome to

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