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Slack.com slash DHQ. CNN is now reporting that the most mostly peaceful demonstrations

for racial justice are all Donald Trump's fault because their violent riots serving

no purpose at all. In the cable networks latest news show, Proposterous Sources, a Volkswagen

pulls up and dozens of CNN commentators amazingly, yet hilariously pour out onto the set and

begin denouncing Trump for the violence that isn't happening in the mostly peaceful

cities that are burning down for some reason that is Trump's fault. After gleefully honking

his red rubber nose, Don Lemon tells his viewers, quote, let me pretend to be clear. These

cities you see where innocent people are brutalized. This is Donald Trump's America, or at least

those parts of Donald Trump's America that are governed by Democrats, and that's why

they're mostly peaceful. And I'm very serious about this as you can tell from the faint

moistness in my eyes, which I feel gives me the sensitive look of a graceful doe in a

peaceful forest glee. But perhaps that's beside the point unquote. Joe Biden has also

emerged from his basement to praise the mostly peaceful protest that are actually riots that

are Trump's fault. So he denounces them, speaking to a broom closet, he mistook for a meeting

of very thin people, reenacting the bride of Frankenstein. Biden said, quote, come on,

man, these are people. When I look at them, I see the whole history of a kind of thing

that we need to do better because do I look like someone who would support radical leftists

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