Hello and welcome think you have

something's off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host Andrew Heaton and I think you have

excellent posture. Right now you look like a ballerina listening to my

podcast or maybe a Viking warlord either way I am very

intimidated and impressed today we're going to do another installment of Friday

release valve which means I'm going to bring on a comedian friend of mine to batter

around funny headlines

and unlike the rest of the week we're making no effort at all to be thoughtful or substantive

it's just mental glucose for your drive home but before I bring on Jimmy Phela, I do need to read a word from our sponsors.

This week, the program is brought to you by Flip Flops Resort on St. Murray Island.

Have you ever heard of medical tourism? Health care in the United States is so expensive and so complicated.

So a lot of people fly to Thailand or Mexico for a vacation where they can also get plastic

surgery or maybe a treatment not yet approved by the FDA.

I myself have been to Iceland a couple of times to get work done on my Tompkins gland. Well if you need a kidney, you can

get them cheap on St. Marie Island. In fact, you can get pretty much any organ you need.

You need a lung, they got lungs. In the market for a pancreas, they got them.

You can even get a heart.

Well below, the black market levels you'd pay for here in the United States

at the loading dock behind Whole Foods.

That's because St. Merley Island prides itself

on spare parts harvested from hybrid animals.

I'm not sure what a hybrid animal is or

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