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Slack.com slash DHQ. Presumptive former president Joe Biden says he was surprised and delighted

to find out that his pick for running mate was Kamala Harris. At a virtual gathering

in the meeting hall of his imagination, Biden said, quote, come on, man, we're talking

about a woman who's going to be a heartbeat beat away from the presidency. And for all

I know, it may have been that last heartbeat right there. So I thought for sure it was going

to be that Cherokee woman or maybe one of those black girls. But instead it turned out to

be this trick. Who knows what she is, not that it matters as long as she's clean and

her hair smells good. Then I'm all for it. Unquote. Former somebody, Barack, O'Hara,

Mo'Kama, whatever his name used to be said, Biden, quote, nailed it with the selection

of Harris. Though former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown issued a correction saying, quote,

no, that was me, unquote, in an apparent reference to Harris's pathway into politics. For those

of you who need your dirty jokes, explain to you. Harris happily accepted the vice presidency

spot saying, quote, I am absolutely delighted to become, let's face it, the next president

of the United States. And I pledged to you, I will say anything I have to, whatever my personal

beliefs are. And at this point, even I can't remember. I am proud to stand next to a man

I accused of sexual harassment and bigotry, just as I would be proud to stand next to a

cinder block as long as it had that stupid look on its face. So I could be sure it was going

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