Welcome back to Infants on Thrones. I'm Glenn Osland, and just real quick, I started this podcast

back in 2012 with several friends who were all in the process of leaving the Mormon

Church. Back then, I didn't fully understand the mental, emotional, and physiological impact

of all this faith crisis stuff. But the more I learned about mental health and the human

nervous system, the more I began to understand how deep it actually goes. And it made me want to do more

than just podcast. I became a certified life coach in 2019 and a licensed therapist in 2025.

I'm currently building my caseload and I'm accepting new clients.

So if you or someone you know is seeking either coaching or therapy services, please reach out.

I offer a free 15-minute consultation.

I'll include a link to my Psychology Today profile on the website and in the show notes.

So thanks again for listening. and now here's your episode.

Infants on Thrones.

In its heyday, as part of this weird ex-Morman internet space thingy,

was a legendary ex-Mormon podcast,

a living legendary ex-Mormon podcast,

a living legendary ex-Mormon podcast that would live long after lots of other living legendary

ex-Mormon podcasts have died.

Part of its unique living legendary legendariness stems from its many, many Smackdowns.

Those times where the infants would read something and then smack it down.

This is one of those legendary smackdowns.

A classic infants on throne smackdown that made today's weird ex-Mormon Internet space thingy, what it is today.

We call to the east, to the breath of new beginnings, bring clarity of mind, the courage to see ourselves truly, and winds of change. Welcome. We call to the south, to the transforming flame. Burn away what no longer serves. Bring passion, will, and a light of truth, welcome.

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