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Go. Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to our

Thetical Mints with me Bob Mortimer. As always I hope you're in good spirits and enjoying fine

health. I would like you to imagine that you are driving Route 66 across the USA. You're at the

wheel of a bright red open top 963 Chevrolet, the wind in your hair and nothing but the open road

and blue blue sky ahead and then in your rearview mirror you see a rusty citron Picasso approaching.

Soon it is right up your backside and furiously firing off its horn as the sounds of Albanian trunks

escape from its missing windows. It overtakes you throwing plumes of desert dust into your lungs.

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