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Hello and welcome to a Athletico Mint with me Bob Mortimer. I hope you were enjoying

happy times and good health. In particular I hope your dishwasher is fresh malin and run

inefficiently. Imagine if you will that you are relaxing on a massage table at a country house

spa. The table is soft and sheeted in Egyptian cotton, the scent of lavender and lemon oil fills

the air and the gentle sound of mountain eagre and wopple pipes fill your senses.

And then you feel the rough touch of callous, watered hands clumsily pounding your buttocks.

You open your eyes to see a short fat dirty, be titted northern man, leering above you.

This is Omi, I'll see you shouldn't like Sid Mith. I'll have you back in a new time.

Please welcome my co-host. His name is Mr Andrew Dawson.

He lives in Solane. He lives in Solane. Got the little bungalow, the fungalow.

He's my concerto.

Good morning to you Andrew. Good morning to you as well Bob and it is a morning isn't it?

It's nearly half nine, far too early for it. It's a bit brisk.

No brisk is how I run between my goals. Do you ever get a brisk waddle on?

Well I've started running as I told you in a recent episode I'm doing the coach to five care

challenge. Oh you're going to do it? Well I'll get there eventually. I'm on week four

eight weeks and yesterday I ran for four minutes without stopping.

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