Ep. 94—Large Elder Wand Collider

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2020

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

OK, so we're (still) doing this. We recorded before a lot of real-world shit went down, which is just the way of things these days, but we still managed to talk about Ibram X. Kendi and class warfare. Very on-brand. Also this week, Ron eulogizes poorly; Fleur-ence Nightingale nurses an enormous number of people back to health; Griphook expresses correct and healthy skepticism of so-called "ally" wizards; and Greg uses the elder wand for SEO. Damn it, Greg. Plus: Grief. This week's chapter: The Wandmaker Next Week: Movie Mini for Deathly Hallows Pt. 1

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0:00.0	Oh, Dobby boy, the socks, the socks are calling,
0:09.0	From glen to glen and down the mountainside,
0:16.0	The summer's gone, and all the mandrakes crying.
0:23.6	It's you, it's you must go and I must bide.
0:30.6	But come ye back when summer's in the meadow or when the valleys hushed and white with snow
0:44.5	tis I'll be he no tis I'll be he I was getting it earlier I can get it tis I'll be here. I was getting it earlier.
0:55.4	I can get it.
0:56.3	Tis I'll be here with horroxes or hallows.
1:05.9	Oh, Dobby boy, oh Dobby boy, I love you so.
1:14.7	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for balladiers.
1:20.8	I think we ought to say something, Piped Up Luna. I'll go first, shall I?
1:26.8	Thank you so much, Dobby, for rescuing me from that cellar.
1:31.0	It's so unfair that you had to die when you were so good and brave.
1:35.8	I'll always remember what you did for us.
1:38.8	I hope you're happy now.
1:41.6	Goodbye, Dobby, he said.
1:44.3	It was all he could manage, but Luna had said it all for him.
1:50.5	Hi, Quibblers.
1:52.1	Before we get started on this episode, clearly it's been a while.
1:56.9	So we wanted to just check in with you all for a moment and say, first of all, the episode you're about to hear was recorded months ago, honestly, or at least six weeks ago.
2:09.9	So, probably mid-May.
2:11.6	Before the murder of George Floyd and the subsequent uprisings against anti-black racism and police
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