Ep 94 - Don't Be A Bystandard
I'm Grand Mam
Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby
4.7 • 857 Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
PJ just arrived in London and tells us how triggered he is from all the chaotic people he encountered in Dublin Airport before his flight and Kevin is still traumatised from an accident he had at the weekend which nearly gave him a sexy scar. The theme for the week is bullying and the lads start off by discussing the fact that when they were in school a new anti-bullying campaign was shoved in their face every week but they're not sure how effective the campaigns were. They talk about the ridiculous insults people used in their teens, Kevin buying McDonald's for a girl who had her phone screen smashed by bullies and they reveal why they refuse to stop using the term 'hetty'.
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| 0:22.1 | But you remember, when you'd have like a filthy van in your park? |
| 0:25.3 | And you'd write on it. Very neat. And you ride on you'd be like, clean me him a dirty whore. |
| 0:28.6 | Wait, but you'd be writing that? Also, we were nine years old. |
| 0:30.8 | Literally. What were we writing? And then we just be drawing a dick. Well, I didn't really draw a dick. |
| 0:35.0 | You just wanted to suck up. Anyway. Hey girlies, I'm Kevin. |
| 0:38.3 | And I'm PJ. |
| 0:39.3 | Welcome back to... |
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| 0:59.6 | He's here? We're in London girls. |
| 1:02.0 | I'm always in London, it's you, you're the stray. |
| 1:04.9 | Should you pop back over |
| 1:06.0 | the Royal Family Missed me? |
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