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Slack.com slash DHQ. Trader Joe's is folded under pressure and announced it will change silly

ethnic brand names of products sold in its stores. Trader Joe said it was responding to an online

petition signed by 2,200 people because it didn't want to miss a chance to join in the nation's

racial hysteria over absolutely nothing. Trader Joe said it hoped that removing Jokey

ethnic product names would further the cause of destroying the national senses of humor

and proportion in order to ensure that race continues to be a source of anger, mutual hatred

and violence. Trader Joe said the change would also ensure that the name Joe would no

longer be associated with masculine traits like courage, honor, or integrity, but would

instead help the cause of transgenderism by demonstrating that even someone named Joe

can behave like a cowering little girl. The grocery chain said it is even considering

changing the grocery chain's name to Trader B. O.C. The names that came under fire, Trader

Joe's included Trader Jose's for Mexican cuisine, Trader Ming's for Chinese products, and

Trader Rhabian Joe's for Middle Eastern dishes. These products will now be known as Poisonous

Slop from the Gangster Oxeracy South of the Border, Mao Chao from the nation that brought

you mass starvation, Muslim ethnic cleansing and the Kung Flu, and Muhammad and garbage from

countries that treat women like Muhammad and garbage. Although those new names won't

be written on the packages in the store, customers will be secretly thinking them now that they're

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