Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton.

I'm your host Andrew Heaton and what I want to know is,

have you been working out because your biceps look incredible?

Show announcement. We are now putting these episodes up on YouTube. So if you would

like to see what I looked like, which is basically Abraham Lincoln as a sex icon, you can

watch that and see the Nito Bisonhead we stapled to the wall of my

set. Check out the page and subscribe to it. The Blaze told me that if I get 100 subscribers, they're

going to give me candy. And I keep asking them what kind of candy and they get shifty,

so probably tutsi rolls, but all the same, it would help me out.

Also, you'll look very intelligent and cultured,

having my YouTube channel playing at your office or prison cell.

So, hop on board.

And before we jump into the program, we got to pay those bills, right?

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