This episode is brought to you by National Rail.

Picture it, the view of the British countryside from your window seat.

The excitement of knowing you're on route to see someone you love.

The smokers are satisfaction you get knowing that you're not stuck in traffic.

It's a great feeling.

Whether it's wild weekends, Sunday surprises, anywhere adventures.

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Nothing beats being there.

I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses.

I love walking with the dog for long periods of time.

Hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm.

So I think a frozen nose is a sweaty armpit because your wrap tops so warm,

but then you're climbing hamps and heath.

And you get to the top and you're like,

and then you can see the breath,

but then your nose is still freezing to touch.

Joy in every sip with red carp snout back at Starbucks.

It's time to chat some ballaks about fan-eat-its and bum.

No topic is off limit for these potty mouths found months.

So tell us all your secrets.

We like to share the truth.

Bad saggy tits and inner warts and ice cubes up your hoof.

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