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No Holes Barred

Ep. 91 The tale of the fingered bald minge

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

52.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura hear one of the funniest voice note confessions to date from a trainee beautician and discuss the art of pooing whilst standing up. They finish on a agony aunt that they believe many other women will relate to. Please keep sending your stories, voice notes, and confessions to [email protected] or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:48.9

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0:53.5

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0:59.9

It's time to chat some ballaks about fan-eat-its and ballaks. No topic is off the limit for

1:08.1

these potty mouths found buns. So tell us all your secrets we like to share the

1:13.3

tools, bad-saggy tits and inner wards and ice cubes up your oof. No holes barred. Hello, Laura.

1:24.1

Hello, Vic. I think I sound very cheery, but we've just been chatting for an hour and

1:29.7

I've pretty much just grabbed my eyes out for the entire time, haven't I?

1:32.7

That's all right.

1:33.7

This is my week. On top of my weekly therapy session, it's my weekly no-holes barred therapy

1:40.5

session. Well, if it wasn't for the fact that I'm on such a high dose of antidepressants,

1:45.2

maybe I'd quite more do. Regardless of the tears, how are you?

1:52.4

Yeah, all right. My book came out this week.

1:55.8

I know. Last week. Last week.

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