Ep 92 - Poles Apart

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.7 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Well, Kevin has finally finished with Sleeping Beauty and is slightly hungover for the record as he was out late for the wrap party. He’s also slightly h word which PJ takes issue with. Though his contract has come to an end he is still carrying the weight of being a 'role model' for the next generation of performers, a title he takes quite seriously and is kind of obsessed with. The boys then dissect Spare, the new memoir from Prince Harry, though they already know an awful lot about the contents of the book by seeing things online and against their own will. They take a look at the most chaotic aspects of the book and question why a man of his age uses words like todger and gan gan. No need for it. They also have great difficulty in ascertaining the difference between the North and South Pole but at least they’re both pretty.

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0:50.7	So we had a milk scheme in school.
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