Right now you can get a 7-day free trial on our Club Pass nibs Patreon subscription thing

if you go to patreon.com slash athletic omens you'll get instant access to everything

we've ever done all advert free. Each month there's brand new stuff, exclusive stuff,

early access to episodes, it's the complete athletic omens experience. That's patreon.com slash

athletic omens. Sign up free for 7-deers, give it a go.

Mickey Flanagan is back. If you want to go down the pub now as a man you've got to ask.

You want to know how to fly? You've got to take a long run out.

Most ambitious kid in our cars, Gary Arton, you know why? You want to drive a van.

Bringing a brand new show to the O2, extra tickets released.

On sale now at livenation.co.uk

Welcome to our third-go mince with me Bob Mortimer. As always I hope your day is going well and

that those around you are treating you with respect and kindness. In particular I hope you have

at least considered adding more ox tongue to your diet. It's a very sweet meat. Before we start

I would like you to imagine you are walking down a sunny tree-lined lane, perhaps in the

hotswords. There is nothing to disturb your peace and tranquility apart from bird song in the

occasional Tommy Squeaker that you emit in recognition of your boiled egg breakfast.

And then you hear the sound of a clapped out Ford Fiesta approaching you playing Dutch

Drummond bass through its open windows. It passes you at great speed and its fat spherical headed

northern driver throws a half-eaten Greg steak steak bake at your feet shouting, what wrong that

us? There's enjettement. Please welcome my co-host Mr Andrew Dawson.

It's a motor micro. It's a motor micro. It's a motor micro. It's a motor micro.

It's a motor micro. There you go Andrew. How does that make you feel? It makes me feel alive.

...