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Hello and welcome to Athletic Omens with me Andy Dawson. As always I hope you're all enjoying

good health and happiness as you stroll through life's ups and downs. In particular I hope that

your drinks are a deep deep blue and that your chicken dippers are forgiving but still packing in

initial crush. Before we start imagine if you will that you are alone in a cinema, the lights

are down low and you're reaching to your bag for a jar of dolmio to suck on as your body sinks ever

lower to the plush premium seating. Peace at last and a chance for some much needed relaxage.

And then just as a much anticipated movie commences a fat balding tea sign event is the theatre

wearing only a pair of football shorts and cowboys. Starts making dirty protest on the surface of the

screen. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome my co-host Mr. Bob Porter.

Oh Mr. Shawterman, ask covered in cold salt. Oh Mr. Shawterman, but as he shows at the kid's

star, Mr. Shawterman, getting his house through the cat's door. Very, very well done Andrew.

Yeah there we are, but a retaliation at the beginning of this week's episode.

That's what you call a mince. Well you call it retaliation shows that you take it too damn personal.

You know what I mean? I was just being flippant. Don't take me seriously.

Is that a character? It might be. I don't know. Well like this is how these things begin as

me. I don't know. So you've got your arms right next to your arm. Yes.

Yes. And this character thinks he's being accused of things other than that. That was nothing

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