Vice President Mike Pence is under attack for refusing to say Black Lives Matter,

but instead declaring that all Lives Matter. On CNN, the lovely Miss Brian Stelter

flew into a girlish pet at the news and handbagged the VP, declaring, quote,

Black Lives Matter is a highly effective organization whose defund the police policies

have achieved more innocent Black deaths in a single weekend than the police have caused in

the last two years. Their uplifting battle to destroy the traditional family will finally

end white privilege by miring Black Americans in inescapable dysfunction, making white people

feel really guilty so they stop walking around with those smug looks on their faces.

And BLM fundraising goes to support the Democrats whose unshakable commitment to Black people

can be seen in every city they govern, although you don't want to see it too close because you

can get killed in those places. And yet all Mike Pence can do is say all Lives Matter,

which is clearly a dog whistle to Christians with their secret belief in universal love for mankind.

Unquote. The lovely Miss Stelter was so upset she then went to bed for the rest of the day and

sobbed pitifully into her nightgown. At the New York Times, a former newspaper, editor in charge

of flagrant historical distortion Nicole Racial Bates wrote quote, for too long, Vice President

Pence's self-righteous refusal to commit adultery has signaled his support for the oppressive

patriarchal institutions of honesty and decency that would have kept someone like me from achieving

my high position. Fortunately, the New York Times has abandoned those institutions, leaving me free

to break the chains of fact and history that have for so long enslaved my people, namely lying crazy

women. Unquote. Black Lives Matter spokesman Killian Rage said his movement would not be stopped by

the Vice President's lack of support, but would press on with their mission to tear stuff down

and burn businesses until it leads to something really great. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Klaven,

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