Ep 91: The Long Hello

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2014

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Its the USS Sisyphus and vs. the USS Garcia in a war game, and salutations couldn't be higher.

Improvised April 6, 2014 from a suggestion by James Honey.

Featuring:

Sean Kelley as Lt. Cmdr. Crick Watson

Chris Rathjen as Cmdr. Corbomite Hayes, Dr. F'got

Nick Wagner as Ensign Ch'arles Lorem

Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Ensign Greg, Commander Nightcrawler(nee Treeheart nee Sorak)

Griffen Eckstein as Ensign Lackey, Lt. Cmdr. Fritz Fassbinder, Guitar Center Guy, Lt. Cmdr. Ritz Rassbinder

Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Ensign Beyontrix

Joe Phillips as Captain Japhy Whitman, Unnamed Bartender, Ensign Smelt

Transcript

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0:00.0	Captain, the latest exercise in the war games has ended and that Garcia has defeated us again.
0:12.0	All right.
0:13.0	Almost had them this time.
0:15.0	Almost had them.
0:16.0	Lower shields.
0:17.0	Captain, if I may.
0:18.0	You may.
0:19.0	We may have lost in the war game, but I think that we won in life, because we all learned
0:24.6	a little bit more about ourselves and each other.
0:26.6	Not me.
0:27.6	Hail the Garcia.
0:28.6	Hailing.
0:29.6	This is Captain Baxter.
0:31.6	Congratulations on your success in this latest war game, Captain Jaffe.
0:35.6	Hey, Captain, thank you, man. You know, we may have won in this war game, but I think we all kind of lost in the game of life. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was just thinking. Rita, can you talk to Jaffy for a second? Hey, yo. I just wanted to say congratulations, and I heard what you said back there about feeling like you've lost in the game of life. And honestly, if I may, as long as you feel that way, I think it shows that you have awareness, and as long as we have awareness, we don't lose. On the contrary, we win. You may have lost me on that, but I'm aware that I got lost, so that's okay. You know what? If you're aware that you've gotten lost, it means you've been found.
1:13.6	I'm gonna be in Starboards while they figure itself.
1:15.6	Okay.
1:16.6	Losing your sense of awareness, then get found, because what's to lose?
1:21.6	Are you aware?
1:22.6	I'm gonna join the captain in Starbirds.
1:24.6	Yeah.
1:25.6	This is going on.
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