Hey everyone you're listening to heaving bosoms the podcast were two best, one of whom just got married, read romance novels, and recap them for your listening pleasure.

Let's start off the right way, shall we? With a Patreon shot out. We're still firmly entrenched in

Aaron's Lumberjack mythology, so here we go. Liz Zee, you are a schnallygaster, a dragon-like beast that specifically inhabits Frederick County, Maryland.

The Snallygaster is half reptile, half bird, so basically like a badass dinosaur.

You swoop silently from the sky to catch your victims and then you suck their blood

vampire style.

Your screech is louder than a locomotive whistle

and you have an extra eye in the center of your forehead.

Seriously, you are a very badass situation. No joke, Teddy Roosevelt considered

postponing his African safari to hunt for sallygasters in the Greater

DC Metro area.

This really happened, and he was the president.

All right, we're about to get into part two of Josh and Hazel's guide to not dating by Christina Lauren, but I need to tell you about a very special sign off that we have for you today.

Back in episode 77, covering Eyes of Silver, Eyes of Gold by Ellen O'Connell,

I made up a silly little tune regarding Abbs and Dix.

You know, the usual.

But then, our wildest dreams came true. We got remixed by a listener. In this

episodes we reference it slightly so make sure to listen all the way through to the end for us in all of our

autotuned glory. Thanks again to Becky and Scott because good goddess this makes me so happy. Okay, Josh? This is tired and weird

guys he slept for my alarm well no yeah yeah I slept for my alarm but it was because there was a pillow on it I threw a pillow on it and

you know what usually I have two alarms but my watch is

matter if you're oh my watch broke yesterday so I don't have the two alarms. Yeah you guys I was

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