Hey listener, you're here for heaving bosoms. The podcast were too long distance best friends, trip over themselves trying to tell you all about their newest romance reads,

while supporting each other and loving the hell out of Romance Landia.

Let's start off with a Patreon shout out. Patricia B.M.

You are an agro pelter, a fearsome critter that lives in hollow conifer trees from Maine to Oregon.

From your vantage point in the trees, you take great joy in pelting unsuspecting lumberjacks

with splinters and branches with the speed of a bullet. But probably only those who

super deserve it, you know? There exists no description of what you look like because you are so

quick that you've never been seen by

human eyes. However, we all know you're incredibly gorgeous. You also only have

babies and odd numbers and you eat hoot owls and woodpeckers.

So you keep on shooting your excellence into the world, Patricia.

It's what you were made for.

We are so thankful to the whole Patreon fam,

and you guys, you're blowing us away with your support for our charity fundraiser.

Two weeks in and we're already up to a donation of seven hundred and four dollars for the

Yellow Hammer Fund. I am speechless. I'm so excited. So we're doubling all of your new and increased Patreon pledges

that happen in the months of June and July so keep them coming and we will keep

giving you progress reports for the tally.

This episode is also brought to you by a new release by Rebel Carter.

It's called New Girl in Town.

Moving to the Colorado Mountains and starting over after leaving her abusive ex-husband was

hard enough. Trying to resist her sexy neighbor was proving almost impossible.

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