Ep. 9 - You Can Stop Procrastinating!
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Welcome to Bropostles, the only podcast that is trying their best. In this episode, the boys talk about how to not procrastinate, what music you should listen to, and whether or not you should follow a dating fast.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to ProPossils Episode 10, the Catholic Comedy Advice podcast for people who take their faith |
| 0:08.6 | seriously, but not themselves. I'm Ethan. And I'm Patrick. And I'm kind of, I'm kind of sad today. |
| 0:15.0 | Why? I, well, not sad. We had a great day. We went to the Kennedy Space Center. Yeah, I saw that |
| 0:20.0 | picture of you next to Uranus. Usually I just get one of those pictures. But today I got both. I said next one I was like, hey, Uranus is huge. I just kind of stared at her. And she was like, yeah, now it's pretty big. Yeah, Patrick, I got it. I'm just going to still staring at her. |
| 0:39.5 | It was funny. |
| 0:55.0 | I liked it. I liked what someone in the Discord said. You posted a picture of you in front of your anus. And someone on our Discord said, this is the type of picture someone would have in their locket when they went off to war. And they would look at before they left over the trench. one of the funny a friend of mine in high school, |
| 0:58.0 | they did like a back to school, like, |
| 1:00.3 | video for their YouTube channel. |
| 1:03.1 | And these guys were typically not extremely funny, but they did a, |
| 1:04.4 | they got out of the minivan. |
| 1:05.9 | They got out of the minivan to, |
| 1:07.3 | they got of their dad's minivan to the sound of like |
| 1:09.3 | Vietnam choppers. |
| 1:10.7 | Oh, that's funny |
| 1:11.2 | it was pretty funny first off and then he jumps down and he pulls a locket out of his out of his |
| 1:16.4 | chest he opens it and it's a picture of me and he kisses it and he puts that's pretty good it was |
| 1:23.5 | really funny i like that i might steal that whole bit i just do that. I've been in a locket before. |
| 1:29.3 | So I have the experience. |
| 1:32.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:33.3 | But we were doing like we were with Leo. |
| 1:35.3 | He loves space now. |
| 1:36.3 | He's a big fan. |
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