Ep. 8 - You Don't Need Therapy
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | On this week's episode of Bro Possils, we help one of our listeners get out of the friend zone. |
| 0:04.7 | If you're feeling a lack of ambition in college, we answer that question towards the end of the episode. |
| 0:09.6 | We can help you out. |
| 0:10.6 | And I'm blanking on something. |
| 0:12.3 | We also talk about witches and therapy together at the same time. |
| 0:16.9 | All this and more on this week's episode of Bro Possils. |
| 0:19.5 | Welcome to Bro Possils episode nine, the comedy vice show for Catholics who take their faith seriously, but not themselves. I'm Ethan. And I'm Patrick. Welcome. By God, my gosh. It's good to be here with you. It's great to be. Before we get into the episode, make sure to like and subscribe to our channel channel hit the bell button to get notified every time a new episode comes out we appreciate the |
| 0:41.0 | support it does help the likes and subscriptions do help uh Ethan how's your week been I am feeling |
| 0:48.6 | my age oh yeah yes so I have a few things to tell you. You're in your late, late 20s. |
| 0:55.2 | I mean, well, I'm about to be. |
| 0:56.5 | So a week from today is my birthday, which you should know. |
| 1:00.7 | I have it on my calendar. |
| 1:02.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.3 | I'm turning, I'm turning 29 on June 10th, which means that I do get the pass for the day. |
| 1:18.6 | Yeah. which means that I do get the pass for the day. I've known you for nine years. Just the day? |
| 1:21.6 | I'm pretty sure. |
| 1:22.6 | I'm just kidding. |
| 1:24.6 | Take the year. |
| 1:25.6 | Why not? |
| 1:26.6 | When the cameras turn off, you would think that he's a Kendrick song. You know what I mean? He's just dropping it left and right. You would think that a bunch of white women really enjoy me because they like to ape a culture that they don't understand? That's funny. That was a good critique. It could be funny. |
| 1:44.5 | I don't like Kendrick Lamar. |
| 1:45.6 | I remember. |
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