Ep. 9 - Slime's TERRIBLE First Impression

The Yard

Leisure, Comedy, Video Games

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2021

⏱️ 100 minutes

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In this episode, the boys recover from a hefty guest episode by going back to the basics. Slime recounts his terrible first impression with the Botez sisters, Aiden prepares for his trip to Sweden, and Ludwig won't shut up about going to "nippon desu" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	When I worked at coffee bean, there was this lady who would come in twice a day, once
0:19.0	at 5 a.m. and once at 1 p.m. and she would get the Moroccan mint tea, but basically it's
0:26.7	like a tea that has scoops of chocolate powder added to it and milk and she would get a 32
0:32.5	ounce twice a day every day for six years and we did the calculation once for like how
0:39.7	much she's ingesting every day, it's fucked up.
0:42.5	The calculator just literally said diabetes.
0:44.5	And then one day she just stopped coming in and I was like, did she fucking die?
0:50.0	Probably.
0:51.0	She went to the doctor and they were like, you're diabetic, she's like, what?
0:53.6	She's like, that's crazy.
0:54.6	All I drink is tea.
0:56.5	He's good for you.
0:57.5	You know where you should go to the doctor if you're going to the yard and welcome back
1:02.3	to the yard.
1:03.3	Yard again.
1:04.3	Wow, that's our intro.
1:05.3	We didn't clap.
1:06.3	Sounds speed.
1:08.3	Oh, my clap was so money.
1:10.8	That was loud, dude.
1:11.8	That penetrated me.
1:12.8	Look at back the yard.
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