Ep. 8 - The Stavros Episode
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🗓️ 25 August 2021
⏱️ 104 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, dude, you want to leave it? Oh, it's going to look cool on one of these. Sound speed? |
| 0:19.4 | I wanted to do one. I'm probably only need to buy. I was like, really good. |
| 0:29.4 | Let's make it impossible to start. Hey, you fucking donators don't deserve money. |
| 0:36.4 | That's true. All they do is sync clips together. Yeah. Do you want to intro us? Yeah. How would you do your intro? |
| 0:44.4 | Oh, there's no way. We just start how we intro. Yeah, I'm they seem like a Nirvana song, but it's like dick and balls instead of sure. Yeah, but you can't force it. If it comes up, I'll do it. |
| 0:54.4 | But I can't do it off top. But yes, hello everyone and welcome to I don't even fucking know the name of the podcast. |
| 1:03.4 | I'm only tangentially aware of anyone really in this room right now, but you know what? I wrote one joke. I roasted. |
| 1:12.4 | I roasted your girlfriend and I called you gay in it. So you're the guy I know the most. I guess. |
| 1:18.4 | Obviously you're you're more qualified to be his friend than all of us. I watched that roast and it was so funny. It was like. |
| 1:24.4 | It was like when Mario got put in like NBA Street volume three. |
| 1:29.4 | Yeah, all these fucking like streamers. And they're like, oh, you're like, your dick is small. And I'm like, oh, shit. |
| 1:36.4 | And then like stop comes in. He's like, yeah, hey, cutie. Like I think you'd be better dead. |
| 1:41.4 | I think if you're dead, that'd be better. So no, that's what I said to the fucking Swedish bitch or whatever the fuck. |
| 1:47.4 | She's also like she doesn't go for jokes at all. She'll walk in and be like, you're fucking nobody. |
| 1:54.4 | She's like how so hard? Dude, I because I've helped her a joke, dude. She's just like, so here's a joke that I had. |
| 2:00.4 | And it's just like, it's just mean. And I'm like, okay, so you got to make it. |
| 2:04.4 | It's not true. She's not a lot of heat. |
| 2:08.4 | She can get away with that though. She's good at roasting. I watched a couple of roasts. And she's got a mean. |
| 2:12.4 | She's got a, she's got an energy where she can say something horrific and like get away with it. |
| 2:16.4 | You believe her? Yeah. |
| 2:17.4 | Yeah, you also believe her. And you're also like, I just want this to end. |
| 2:20.4 | I'll laugh. I'll laugh. So this mean woman leaves me alone. |
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