Ep 9: Ch'arles in Ch'arge

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2011

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

When Captain Baxter has to go into suspended animation, chaos breaks out aboard the Sisyphus.

Created in a completely improvised session May 22. Title suggested by Jess Drew via Facebook.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Captain, we are going to put you into a state of suspended animation.
0:19.2	Okay.
0:19.8	For the next three weeks.
0:23.2	Okay.
0:24.4	And you'll wake up, it'll feel like no time has passed at all.
0:27.9	You won't be dying when you wake up.
0:30.3	I'm dying?
0:32.3	I'm dying.
0:33.0	I'm dying.
0:34.2	I'm dying.
0:34.7	I'm dying.
0:35.3	I'm dying.
0:35.3	I'm dying.
0:35.8	I'm dying.
0:36.3	I'm dying.
0:36.4	I'm dying. I'm dying. What happened? A lot has changed in the last three weeks.
0:41.1	What happened?
0:42.4	It's terrible, sir.
0:43.6	Well, I lost this eye, obviously.
0:45.6	Oh my gosh.
0:46.5	Civil war has erupted amongst the crew.
0:49.2	I knew I should have never gone into a suspended animation.
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