Ep 11: A Million Billion Miles and Running

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2011

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Fritz reaches a major milestone in his engineering life, with drastic consequences for the entire ship. The lovely, lovely ship. Recorded 5/15/2011.

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0:00.0	Hey, Fritz, you busy, man?
0:13.1	Yeah, I'm just giving me a walk call a little once over.
0:17.4	Well, do you mind following me into the next room real quick for a thing?
0:24.3	And since, excuse me, just please keep running the level five diagnostic.
0:30.8	Okay.
0:32.1	Hey, man, I just wanted to talk to you and...
0:35.1	Surprise!
0:39.3	Happy birthday! Happy birthday, buddy!
0:41.3	Oh, he's so happy that he's crying.
0:45.3	Yeah, give him a hug or something.
0:47.3	Let's all give him a hug.
0:49.3	Oh yeah, let's all give him a hug.
0:51.3	Oh.
0:53.3	That's just how he does it.
0:56.7	Huh.
0:57.7	Hey, guys, I might not be a scientist, but really a ship's counselor.
1:02.2	Mm-hmm.
1:03.2	I think he was sad.
1:05.6	I am a scientist.
1:07.4	I'm the ship science officer, and I can tell you that he was sad.
1:10.8	You know, Fritz just recently reached a million, billion miles as chief engineer of the ship,
1:16.6	and he hasn't managed to destroy the ship or space or himself or anything.
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